IF YOU KNOW THIS GAME AND ACTUALLY PLAYED IT, AND YOU WANT TO BE ADDED PLEASE TELL ME OMG
because people like us must stick together-
~p-awns (https://www.deviantart.com/p-awns)
Send me: "Pregnant?" to get a randomized response
"I'm pregnant.."
"I'll just be in the bathroom throwing my fucking guts up because our unborn kid wants to be a dick.."
"You're pregnant?! How did this happen?! No, no, no, wait, don't tell me how it happened, never mind.."
"Happy Father's Day, babe!"
"Wait... you're having a what?!"
"There's someone I'd like you to meet.."
"Shh... he/she's sleeping.."
"Why couldn't YOU have been the one to get pregnant?! Why me?! The bad shit always happens to ME!"
"I have a special surprise for you. Close your eyes and follow me."
"He/She's killin' me, dude! When's he/she gonna come out?!"
"Oh, go
“What the hell happened to you?!”
“You mean those bastards just left you behind like this?”
“Come on, let’s fix you up.”
“You need to start taking a safer route home—I don’t want you getting mugged again!”
“Easy, easy! Don’t move…”
“I don’t think it’s broken, but we should get it checked out by a professional, just in case.”
“S/He BEAT you?!”
“Oh my god, what did you do?”
“What happened to your face?”
“Don’t—you’ll only hurt yourself more.”
“Are you